I’m in love with a literary agent,
making love with a literary agent.
She’s so demur and civilised,
can’t see the animal in her eyes,
let down her hair
take off her glasses,
you’ll want to join her master classes
an’ when you join her master classes
there’s hot lava in her underpasses
Ooh golly golly golly!
Ooh golly golly golly!
I’m in love with a literary agent,
making love with a literary agent.
We met at the gates of Soho square,
like a summer’s day
she’s beyond compare
Especially with the freaks
that hang out there,
they’re so hip
and she’s entirely square
I want to lay my dreams at her feet
and be so sexy that the poets can’t compete
Ooh golly golly golly!
Ooh golly golly golly!
I’m in love with a literary agent,
Making love with a literary agent.
She’s a high functioning
dirty stop out
she always knows
what I’m talking about
She gets my metaphors
and connotations
we’re in a dyadic confabulation
She’s a high functioning
dirty stop out
And buys her knickers
while we’re still going out
Ooh golly golly golly!
I’m in love with a literary agent,
I’m in love with a literary agent,
I’m in love
I’m in love I’m in love I’m in love
with a literary agent